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One of my email buddies sent me this “Carrie Underwood is the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian”. I notice the link was dated 2007. Even in 2007 I could have picked 5 or 6 babes I know that are better looking than this average looking tart.  Am I wrong or is it that the standard of shit on the internet is, in some cases, piss poor???

Compare this Carrie Underwood

To a real vegetarian that likes banana’s

No contest, ay, right?

I’ll take the chimp any day!

    She is one well proportioned sexy young angel, ay!   A fuckable and very cute ass babe…. wouldn’t you agree?   I have a desire for a bit of  interesting company of Angel’s calibre.   If she lived in my town I would be knocking on her door right now!  That would be really super for me, ay?  A hot night of wild sexy fun would be really brilliant for me, in my opinion better than typing blog posts!  The good folks at Footsie Babes don’t give out model phone numbers, which is a pity for me right now because I can’t ring her and ask her for her companionship tonight.   They may have a lot of pretty hot babes at Footsie Babes but I think I have already decided my ultimate choice!  The sexy hotty you see right here, is the one for me.  Checkout the future Hyballs companion at the Footsie Babes  page and you’ll see her in all sorts of sexy enjoyable poses.   Go to the main site for a good look.  So, as they say in  Europe -  “It’s up to you sir!”   

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 Wouldn’t it be fun to have a pair of naughty bad girl like this for playtime?  Sexy young models do that sort of thing….don’t they? Have pre-sex Playtime?  With ya or without ya!  We guys can have a lot of sexy fun with the smokin’ hot models before we do some seriously sexy things !  But maybe it all depends on who they are I suppose.  I would be happy just to get my rocks of this morning with any half decent exotic star!  These 2 are sexy looking little honeys, ay.  The names are Sandy and Jasmin, and they are primo delecto!  Oh La La!  Both have a trim body and nice sized tits!  Which I very much like!  If you want more pix’s from different angles go to the Dirty101 site.  I think they would have a lot of fans out there all over the world.  And I consider myself to be one!  I just love quality babes!  And both these babes have a lot of potential for plenty of hot lovin’.  make that lots of exquisite pleasure.  Neat, ay!  Dirty101 for the good stuff.

 Hi folks, we are back to normal today….or should that be abnormal???   It pisses me off having malware and spyware….or viruses get into my system.  I hope the bastards that send it get the pox!

This came in the morning emails.

This year, there has been a large increase in the number of legitimate websites infected by a so-called “iframe” threat - a type of malicious script.  Several prominent websites have come under attack from hackers who have modified the underlying code so that malware can be distributed to unsuspecting users who visit the site. When a user visits an infected site, an invisible connection is established to a remote server, which can then attempt to install malware on the user’s computer. The intention could be to generate spam, or possibly something more sinister, such as stealing personal information e.g. bank account or credit card details.

Plenty of free anti-spyware software out there so get some!  I have used A-Squared, AVG, Avast and Spybot.  They are pretty good.  Or use 2 together!

More porn next time. 

Your friend, Hyballs

    Not the cute smile, the hot babe!  Bea Stiel is a sexy ass babe, ay.  One sexy looking fucker for sure!  I reckon she would be an ideal birthday present for any 18 year old!  A night with her would make any boy a man!  In my opinion the good folk at Club sandy have picked another sexy blondine porn star in the making.   Bea is one model I haven’t seen a lot of.  Maybe she is new.   They may have put up a notice at the main page about her spectacular talents, but I usually enter thru the back door!  Pun intended!   For quality it’s hard to toss Club sandy to view fucking hotties.  And that’s what it’s all about!   So, all you sexy sexy blonde loving horny guys out there have a look at the main page yourself and see whats on offer.   Just one click and your life will never be the same again!  Well, maybe that’s a teeny bit over the top, but you have to forgive me if I get excited!  Go thru to the Club sandy home page and you’ll see what’s available.   I won’t say any more than that, the rest is up to you dude.   

   Here we go.  Another picture of one of the best fucks I know of!   It’s hotty Kathia, who has left more than her fair share of guys with a pair of drained nuts…. and a big smile on their faces!  As I say, only the best from DPfanatics !   I know, I know,  I rave on about the gorgeous hotties there.  But the fact remains there are so few great sites out there in web-land.  All I want is for you to enjoy a sexy fucking whore, or two, or 3!  I really like this stuff a lot myself.  The picture’s at DPF are always great.  You must enjoy hole fucking action to, or you wouldn’t click thru!  Kathia is great…. same goes for every one of em smokin’ hot Club Sandy babes.   Fucking tight hotties feels good!  I like em nice and tight.  If she was here now I would luv to ream out her juicy hole!  I wish!  You can click through to DPfanatics  to get a bit more on what is on offer.   Thats good advice dude, ay!

Hi guys, unfortunately nothing to see today. Got a virus in the main computer and it’s effected all the others. You may not see any strange shit at your end. Should be back on Saturday. All the best from your porn buddy Hyballs.

   I like skanky office whores!  But I hate em if they starfish… you know the ones, just lay there and take it in the cunt whilst your sweating your ass off trying to make it a good experience.  I doubt you’d have that trouble with a hot fucker like Janelle.   I’ve featured her before.  Probably with a big cock reaming her cunt or asshole like so many Club Sandy babes!   The really good stuff is at the site, and  for the moment that’s where you have to go to get more good pix’s.   Cest La Vie!   Having such a great babe so close without being able to show good pix’s of her  annoys me.  If I had a choice…….

  The gallery picture’s are good.    Being with Janelle for a weekend would be a good thing.  We could go sailing.  Once she see’s my mast she would be pleased!
Club Sandy  don’t give me bio’s on the models.  So I don’t know a lot about her.    Having a bit of background on a hot fucker, or a similar interest helps to get em warmed up a bit quicker.  Yer I know, you just want to fuck her!  But there are ways to make that encounter a better experience.  She has a lot of potential to fuck you silly if you press the right buttons.   But how you do things is ‘Up to You’ in the end.  I am just trying to give some good advice, that’s all.   So, click through to see Club Sandy home page where lots of fucking hotties are available for you.   

    Madison is one sexy looking brunette fucker!  I have no doubt she would live up to whatever expectation I have of her.  But then I have been conditioned to accept nothing less than the best from DPFanatics and what they have to offer.  But, lets face it, they all pretty good looking babes there!  Madison is one that I haven’t seen much…. more is the pity.  At the main site…. DPFanatics that is, there is a good selection of hot sexy DP babes for you to view.  And that’s good.   The big thing about them is they have new babes coming in often…. plus a lot of the really good ones that are regulars.  Enough of me telling you whats hot ‘n’ sexy.   Just click thru to the DPFanatics home page and you’ll get a look at what’s available for U to view.   So, if your still reading this…. why???  Go and have a look dude!